Slaving over a hot wossname

Tonight is Romantic Dinner Night with my husband (although I have an ulterior motive - if these recipes work tonight, I'll make them next time it's our turn to entertain the in-laws). I am making pork chops in a mustard sauce, carrots in orange juice and baked new potatoes, with bread-and-butter pudding for dessert. Assuming everything works. Otherwise it's fish and chips night and we'll pretend this never happened.



Mink apparently thinks he's entitled to his own personalised place setting. Tough luck, mate!